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Funny And Quirky Products For Funeral Directors

by | Jan 4, 2017 | Funeral Profession

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Want to show your pride in your profession? Or give your funeral director friends something that will make them smile and de-stress from work demands?

Check out this compilation of funeral-themed products to treat yourself or someone special in your life.

Clothes and Shoes

From T-shirts to flip-flops, there is funeral-themed gear to fit everyone’s personal style.

  1. “Eat. Sleep. Do Creepy Mortician Stuff.” T-shirt: Available in a variety of colors from Cafe Press, this T-Shirt shows the funny side to the typical daily life of a funeral director.
  2. “Keep Calm And Embalm” Apron: Break out your cookbooks and test out some new recipes while wearing this funeral director apron from Cafe Press.
  3. Funeral Director Flip-Flops: When kicking back at home, you can lounge in these foam rubber flip-flops covered in images of gravestones and hearses. You can order a pair of these from Cafe Press.


These decorations are perfect for adding some funeral director flair to your home or office.

  1. “Keep Calm And Love A Mortician” Clock: Always be on time with this clock hanging on your wall. It comes in a round or square style with either black or gray hands from Zazzle.
  2. Funeral Director Pillow: A comfy pillow is perfect for relaxing after a long day. This pink pillow is covered in hearses and coffins and comes in different fabric types and pillow sizes from Zazzle.
  3. “Casket Pillow Do Not Remove” Pillow: This pillow is perfect for you if you want to add some comical funeral accents to your home. It is available from Zazzle in different fabric types and pillow sizes.

Other Fun Items

Check out these products for your car, phone, and even your furry best friend.

  1. “I’m An Embalmer. What’s Your Superpower?” Car Sticker: Show your superpower with this vinyl window decal on Etsy. There is a variety of different colors to choose from.
  2. Funeral Director License Plate Frame: This chrome, weather-resistant license plate frame on Amazon is a simple way to display your love for your profession.
  3. Funeral Director Phone Case: Available for different Apple iPhone and Samsung Galaxy devices on Zazzle, this black phone case has “funeral director” along with a hearse printed on it.
  4. “My Love Belongs To A Funeral Director” Dog T-shirt: Your canine friend can get in on the fun by wearing this funeral director T-shirt from Amazon.

Check out more funeral-themed products and gift ideas here.

What unique funeral-themed products are on your wish list? Share your thoughts in the comments below!


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